The Host tried to look in front of himself.
But alas, he was blind!
Hark!
A sound!
Of course he can hear!
But stop talking about the hearing, the boy is blind!
"He tries to look out in front of himself but he continues to-"
Cue the castle crashers action theme. Cue the Host getting a light smack on the back of the head.
In this head canon, he's the orange one. So it wasn't an orange hand smacking his head, it was a
blue one.
Now The Host was blue, because the blue castle crasher (We'll call him Dave) smacked his head.
It twas not a light smack either, the host was face down in the mud.
The red castle crasher wasn't having any of this.
With a cartoony thrust of his fist, he schools the blue castle crasher for schooling the
Host (the orange castle crasher) a bit too hard.
"Oof!" said the blue castle crasher.
The green castle crasher was jamming out to the action theme, then realized they were supposed
to actually be in action. Then a cartoon goblin smashed his head with a large chicken leg.
A cartoon puff of dust appeared around the green castle crasher as he fell backwards and bounced
a couple of times on the cartoonish stone looking floor.
The dramatic pulse of the castle crashers action theme was meant for them to pummel the bad guy,
not for the bad guy to pummel them with lunch!
The host was still face down in the mud, which was strange since the story clearly states they are
in a room with a stone floor. A cartoony stone floor.
Oh well, just pretend that cartoony stone floors turn to mud if orange castle crasher hosts fall face
first onto them, and we're square.
And with a zoom in that only over the top anime can deliver with large japanese characters
that spell a word that translates to the english word "CHARGE", the Host gets up from the
mud that turns back into cartoony stone floor and
tat tat tat tatatat tat.
The Host finished typing.
He crumpled up the sheet of paper and threw it into the waste basket.
The waste basket had an electronic device that let him know he had made the basket.
"Battle block theater was a better game. He prepares to get up and have a drink after which
he will write this new head canon."
The host got up to go get a mountain dew but ran into a shin high table and decided it was
time to take a break.
But alas, he was blind!
Hark!
A sound!
Of course he can hear!
But stop talking about the hearing, the boy is blind!
"He tries to look out in front of himself but he continues to-"
Cue the castle crashers action theme. Cue the Host getting a light smack on the back of the head.
In this head canon, he's the orange one. So it wasn't an orange hand smacking his head, it was a
blue one.
Now The Host was blue, because the blue castle crasher (We'll call him Dave) smacked his head.
It twas not a light smack either, the host was face down in the mud.
The red castle crasher wasn't having any of this.
With a cartoony thrust of his fist, he schools the blue castle crasher for schooling the
Host (the orange castle crasher) a bit too hard.
"Oof!" said the blue castle crasher.
The green castle crasher was jamming out to the action theme, then realized they were supposed
to actually be in action. Then a cartoon goblin smashed his head with a large chicken leg.
A cartoon puff of dust appeared around the green castle crasher as he fell backwards and bounced
a couple of times on the cartoonish stone looking floor.
The dramatic pulse of the castle crashers action theme was meant for them to pummel the bad guy,
not for the bad guy to pummel them with lunch!
The host was still face down in the mud, which was strange since the story clearly states they are
in a room with a stone floor. A cartoony stone floor.
Oh well, just pretend that cartoony stone floors turn to mud if orange castle crasher hosts fall face
first onto them, and we're square.
And with a zoom in that only over the top anime can deliver with large japanese characters
that spell a word that translates to the english word "CHARGE", the Host gets up from the
mud that turns back into cartoony stone floor and
tat tat tat tatatat tat.
The Host finished typing.
He crumpled up the sheet of paper and threw it into the waste basket.
The waste basket had an electronic device that let him know he had made the basket.
"Battle block theater was a better game. He prepares to get up and have a drink after which
he will write this new head canon."
The host got up to go get a mountain dew but ran into a shin high table and decided it was
time to take a break.
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